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Friday Masochism: Buta ge de iinjyanai?
Game: Buta ge de iinjyanai? (Wouldn’t A “Pig Game” be Great?)
Year: 1998
Platform: Playstation
Company Responsible: Shangri-la
Arbitrary Rating: 2 trotters and a waffle
Summary: This is by far the worst game I have ever played.
The In Depth: One of Shangri-la’s finer productions, Sensei first attempted to play it with a Gamecube controller he mistakenly picked up. It took him a few minutes to realize this strategy was not for the best but once he did he was super sorry about it.
Starting the game you get to choose your pig. He went with the ugliest one because he remembered Charlotte’s Web was a really good book. The pigs name was “BuuBuuZ” which translates to “Oink Oink Z”. That’s a pretty good name if you ask me.
Starting the game you receive 2000 yen (About $20) to live out your wildest pig fantasies. You may not think that’s much money but for a pig in today’s economy everything counts.
Friday Masochism: “Nyan To Wonderful”
Game: Nyan to Wonderful
Year: 1996
Platform: Playstation
Arbitrary Rating: 7 scoops
Summary: This is by far the worst game I have ever played.
The In Depth: Pet simulations. All the work of owning a real pet but without the any of the love or warmth. I still don’t know if there is such a thing as a great pet simulation, but know I sure as heck know there is a horrible one.
Masochism Special: Battle Monsters
Game: Battle Monsters
Year: 1996 or something
System: Sega Saturn
Arbitrary Rating: Q
Summary: This is by far the worst game I have ever played.
The In Depth: Deciding that we couldn’t judge all crappy fighting games based on what we saw with Fist we decided to try a 2D fighter this time. It couldn’t be worse could it? Read the rest of this entry »
Friday Masochism Special: Fist - Battle of the Cardboard Boxes
Game: Fist
Maker: Imagineer
Year: 1996 or something
System: Sega Saturn
Reviewed By: Alex and Sensei
Arbitrary Rating: 23
Summary
This is by far the worst game I have ever played.
The In-depth
The best part of the game was the boot up screen, which told us the battery in the Saturn had died. Apparently it did this as a form of preemptive suicide. At this point Vinnk couldn’t find his controllers and we contemplated playing a good game instead, but for you dear readers we persevered.
